Sunday, November 11, 2007

How To Make The Boss Sound Like Shakespeare


Just for grins, I took the lyrics to Bruce Springsteen's Born To Run and, using BableFish, translated the song from English to French, French to Dutch and then Dutch back to English.

It actually sounds almost as equally poetic as the Boss' original lyrics in a very cool and old world kind of way.

Here's the original lyircs:
Born To Run In English

In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway american dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on highway 9,
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
Its a death trap, its a suicide rap
We gotta get out while were young
`cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims
And strap your hands across my engines
Together we could break this trap
Well run till we drop, baby well never go back
Will you walk with me out on the wire
`cause baby Im just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if love is wild, girl I want to know if love is real

Beyond the palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you wendy on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybodys out on the run tonight but theres no place left to hide
Together wendy well live with the sadness
Ill love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl I dont know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to run

And here's Born To Run
(translated from English to French, French to Dutch and then Dutch back to English...)
or
How To Make The Boss Sound Like Shakespeare

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of emballement the night where we by small castles of celebrity in leaped machines of suicide
of the camps outside on the way 9, the rolled chromium, the fuel which and scooter tenon outside above the line
baby of the cracks of this city is injected, the boneses increase of your back
a its trap of death, is dry and hard battle of suicide we to leave
whereas the young vagrants of cause of were as our, baby have reached we born have become

Wendy to run me within that I your friend have left want be
I want an rims of velvet and attach together your hands by my engines
we could this well of run trap break until we leave out to falls our,
baby never returns the well wants you runs rider boosted with me
on the baby of cause of wire Im an exactly fright and only
but I have obtained to discover how he judges that I want know or love wildly am,
little girl I want know or love where concerning the palate hemi-actionnés
shout the bumblebees in lower parts of the boulevard
are that the little girls haren in mirrors of rearview comb themselves
and the boys try thus hard look
at the increases on the range in a fog
I want with you die Wendy on the streets this evening in eternal baiser

The ways have blocked with the heroes who are break on a last occasional order of power
Everybodys on race, this evening but of theres none place at the left-hand side to hide
When to the well Wendy of phase with the sick love of sadness together
you with the complete madness in my little girl of soul
A day which I not weet to these place will come where we want go really and walk to the sun
Leaps but until to considerable then the baby does not run run we born has become such as us!

Wow!

Migwell

Some of My Concert Tickets

Friday, November 09, 2007

Tiki Must Be Stopped!


This is genius!

Kahuna say grande muchas mahalo to foxy wahini HumuHumu.

That's Right,

HMK

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Good Clean Fun!



Check out Mamie van "Ana Nicole" Doren's Hey Mama!, a saucy Wanda Jacksonesque out take from the 1959 movie 'Girls Town'.

Thanks to the swell lads over at LinkDump.

And, hey, when was the last time you had an cold beer and cranked up this song?

Make It Louder!

Migwell

Friday, November 02, 2007

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Absolutely Amazing!



If this doesn't move you, you are not alive!

Simply awesome.

Migwell

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Irregular Frequency: If Only Eye...

iF: Sweet Diamond Eyes
Carburetors man, that's what life is all about!

Are you ready for a fresh episode of the HMK Mystery Streams?
Yes! Take me there!
or
No, and here's why...

Make It Louder!

Migwell

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Spooky Sounds


Here are a couple of select tracks form one of my favorite childhood Halloween albums, Spooky Sounds from 1962.

Scare your friends and coworkers with the Spooky Storm, a Spooky Theremin and my favorite, Outer Space Sounds...

Make It Louder!

Migwell

Monday, October 15, 2007

HMK Mystery Stream: Week 046: Things We Stumble On


It's not what you give and it's not what you've got. It's the Things We Stumble On.

Make It Louder,

HMK

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Runnin' Down A Dream



Here's the preview for the new Tom Petty documentary 'Runnin' Down A Dream" directed by cinema legend Peter Bogdanovich (The Last Picture Show). It'll be showing during the closing weekend of the New York Film Festival and it looks pretty badass if you ask me.

There's also a nice little article about it over here: Big Screen Embraces Hot Muse: Rock Stars.

The 3 DVD 1 CD set will be available only at Best Buy beginning October 16th a week from today!

The waiting is the hardest part...

Migwell

Monday, October 08, 2007

Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Here's a little gem that's sure to make you smile. As you're probably already aware, almost all the live Beatles stuff is pretty sucky at best - with all the screaming fans they could never really hear themselves sing and play and as a result their showmanship actually deteriorated from around 1964-66. But dig this very tight, super nice live version of She Loves You.

This total goose-bump inducing recording is from back in October of 1963. Beatlemania was in full swing in Britain and quickly spreading across Europe and the Fab 4 appeared on "Pop '63", a Swedish radio show and played an awesome set before a very small studio audience. I was barely 2 years old at the time, still living in the UK and although I know it's possible though not very likely, I like to think that my folks had the radio on and this is when I first became a Beatles fan.

It's been said that this seven song set was John Lennon's favorite live recording of The Beatles. I can totally understand why!

Just 2 and a half months after this performance, The Beatles hit New York, rocked the Ed Sullivan Show twice in one week and, well, you know the rest of the story...

Enjoy!

Migwell

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Bedwetter: Wet Sounds


I can't believe this audio gem is already 10 years old! Diggng it on my birthday today - you rock John, Jason and Collen!

Migwell