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Posted by HMK at 12:50 PM Labels: Fromage Navidad
Grab yourself a big fresh cup of Holiday Cheer, relax or get to work and enjoy some of your favorite hand selected audio gems on the latest HMK Mystery Stream: Irregular Frequency: The Merriest!
Cheers, Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas!
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Migwell
Posted by HMK at 10:21 AM Labels: HMK Archive and the Totally Bitchin' Recording Vinyl Vault
First Cup With Jimmy Smith:
Second Cup With Jimmy Smith:
Hey Y'all! If you're up early this Saturday morning, tune in and dig the muy bueno and soulful sounds of keyboard master, The Incredible Jimmy Smith, a very special Hammond Eggs that's sure to get your chilly San Antonio morning starting out just right....
And for all you slackers that sleep in - you can always find achived episodes of Hammond Eggs over Here!
Tune in every other Saturday morning and join me, H. Michael Karshis and my buddy Sir Brian Parrish, host of both the Hammond Eggs and the rockin' The Casbah later on from 7-9 every Saturday night, just two musically obsessed freaks with nothing better to do on Saturday mornings than to wake up early, sip on wicked fresh hot java and spin some of our favorite Hammond Eggs Vibes, just for you San Antonio.
That's right, this Saturday Morning, December 6th from 7-9am live on KSYM 90.1 FM...
And folks don't forget, right after Hammond Eggs, we're just the warm up band because from 9-11 there's Sir Bobby J, the cat with big bag of records and his jazzy art school sessions: Mainstream 120. Get hip, get smart, tune in!
Posted by HMK at 5:13 AM Labels: Brian Parrish, Hammond Eggs #47 Morning Menu, HMK Mystery Streams, jimmy smith, KSYM, Morning Menu

Legend has it that Paul McCartney made up the name "Eleanor Rigby," but a 1911 document may hold the key to a different story.
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Migwell
Posted by HMK at 7:28 AM Labels: Beatles, Eleanor Rigby, Mystery, NPR
This is perfect song for everything going on right now (both worldwide and right here at home as I write this). And despite the mountain of the unforeseen, I've always found this to be not only comforting but quite uplifting and optimistc.
Everything Falls Apart by Dog's Eye View.
Don't look now, things just got worse.
I'm drunk again I swear this crescent is just a curse.
Oh, I got here by killin' off all my friends.
I think I've figured it out: my life begins when the fun ends.
I got my wings, I'm free to go as I please.
Yeah, I got my wings now nothing really pleases me
'till everything falls apart
then I get to try to put it back together
yeah, it falls apart you can count on that
you can count on
bad, bad weather again.
Was it good? I don't remember much about it.
When things start to feel right
you can count on me to start to doubt it.
and the devil's not in the details, no the devil is in my pants
And it's shoot first apologize later.
Another quick end to a short shot romance
Well I got what I wanted now I don't want anything
Yeah, I got what I wanted, now my life is just boring.
'till everything falls apart
then I get to try to put it back together
yeah, it falls apart and you can count on that
you can count on that; bad weather this year.
I met God this afternoon ridin' on an uptown train
I said, "Don't you have better things to do?"
He said, "If I do my job what would you complain about?
So I let it go to Hell, now I'll have something to do.
He said, "I'll let it go to hell; does that sound familiar to you?"
Well everything falls apart
then I get to try to put it back together
yeah it falls apart and you can count on that
you can count on bad, bad weather
well, everything that falls apart, baby,
sooner or later gonna come back together
well, everything that comes together, hey,
sooner or later gonna fall apart again
and you can call it anything you want
they're gonna take it all away from you
you're gonna wake up, wake up, wake up,
scared and find yourself lost again...
Posted by HMK at 7:34 PM Labels: Dogs, Everything Falls Apart, optimistic
Grab yourself a big fresh cup of java, relax or get to work and enjoy the hand selected audio gems on the latest HMK Mystery Stream: Irregular Frequency: Coffee Fantastico!
Cheers!
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Migwell
Posted by HMK at 8:04 AM Labels: coffee, Hammond Eggs #44 Morning Menu, hi-fi, HiFi-WiFi-SciFi-Transistor Radio HMK Mystery Stream, hip fresh, java, Old Time Radio, soundtrack, vibes, wi-fi


So, how much are you digging your iPod and iPhone now?
Ah, the good old days...
Have a great weekend!
That's Right,
HMK
Thanks to the keen eyed folks over at Dark Roasted Blend.
Posted by HMK at 9:36 AM Labels: HiFi-WiFi-SciFi-Transistor Radio HMK Mystery Stream, iphone, ipod, mobile, portability, vintage

It took Dalhousie University professor Jason Brown six months and some advanced mathematical analytical techniques to crack the code behind one of the most mysterious sounds in music: the "prraaaaaangg" sound at the beginning of the Beatles' "Hard Day's Night."
Guitarists have puzzled over the riddle of how this chord is played for decades because it contains a note that would be impossible for the Beatles' two guitarists and bassist to play in one take, and experts have concluded that no multitracking was involved in this part of the song.
The secret sauce, as it turns out, includes five piano notes apparently played by producer George Martin. Brown made the discovery by disassembling the sampled amplitudes into the original frequencies using Fourier transforms.
"What about the other three D3s? Only one can come from George's twelve-string, and even if John played another one on his six-string, there's still another to account for," reads part of the conclusion of Brown's report. "Beatles' record producer George Martin is known to have doubled on piano George Harrison's solo on the track. Could 'the chord' be part piano?"
Find out: Check out Eliot Van Buskirk's piece for Wired Magazine and read about how math unraveled the: Hard Day's Night Mystery.
Something tells me it really wasn't quite this deliberate or intentional...
Posted by HMK at 2:01 PM Labels: Beatles, Hard Day's Night, Mystery, Wired

Hey Y'all! If you're up early this Saturday morning, tune in tommorrow morning and dig the latest Hammond Eggs #47! Me and my buddy Sir Brian Parrish, host of The Casbah, two music loving dudes, sipping on wicked hot java and slingin' some fresh Hammond Eggs Vibes.
That's right, this Saturday Morning, October 24th from 7-9am live on KSYM 90.1 FM...
And folks don't forget, right after Hammond Eggs, we're just the warm up band because from 9-11 there's Sir Bobby J, the cat with big bag of records and his jazzy art school sessions: Mainstream 120. Get hip, get smart, tune in!
Posted by HMK at 8:46 PM Labels: Hammond Eggs #47 Morning Menu

After 14 years in the making and at a cost of 13 million dollars, the "new" Guns N’ Roses album, “Chinese Democracy,” will finally go on sale Nov. 23rd. So, with 14 songs on the album that works out to about a million dollars per song and one song per year...
Yawn. More details here: Chinese Democracy Is Really Here!
The best part of Ben Sisario's New York Times Art Beat Blog post regarding “Chinese Democracy", for me anyway, are the comments that follow and I couldn't agree more!
Here are some of my favorites so far:
What an appropriate name. I consider listening to Guns N Roses to be a form of torture. - mark
If Waterworld was rescored to Chinese Democracy, the universe would collapse. - boatbutter
The new single rips the riff from the Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane” and goes downhill from there. At least Tommy Stinson got paid. - J Frank Parnell
It would have to be the second coming of ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ to be worth the wait. I’m guessing it will be closer to the gary cherone Van Halen. Fail. - nsfw
“Axl Rose — the only remaining original member …” What we have here is essentially the world’s best Guns ‘n Roses cover band. (or Axl's solo album -HMK)
Where’s:
Slash? (The eccentric lead guitarist with a penchant for top hats and hard alcohol).
Izzy? (The rhythm guitarist and brains behind the original band - this guy mostly wrote Appetite for Destruction singlehandedly).
Duff? (The juggernaut bass player)
Steven Adler? (The original punk-roots drummer who pounded out Appetite for Destruction)… OR…
Matt Sorum? (Adler’s clinical replacement, responsible for the Use Your Illusion drums and that weird cover album). - Jerky
Dear Best Buy, Negotiate a generous return policy with the label. - Stuart S
The only thing it’s the beginning of is the latest chapter in the continuing decline of an art form whose best days are long behind it. From a band whose ouevre was all of two albums. . . - Edwardo
I just hope I finally get paid. - buckethead
Looking forward to the first track “Get off my lawn!”. - David C.
woo hoo, rock n roll, best buy, plastic surgery, and a 14 year wait?! that’s spontaneity and rebellion for ya! - steve b
$11 million of that was for catering. - Chuck
And my favorite comment, the very first one:
Grandpa’s gonna be so happy. - c.b.
Wonder what the latest line in Vegas is for that Nov. 23rd release date...
Posted by HMK at 8:32 AM Labels: Axl Rose, Chinese Democracy, Guns N’ Roses, has been, joke, SFW, so what, too late, yeah right

The folks who silenced the nation's first "musical road" are singing a different tune. Workers on Wednesday began carving grooves on Avenue G that will produce notes of the "William Tell Overture" when cars drive over them.
The high desert city north of Los Angeles placed the grooves on another road, Avenue K, last month for a Honda commercial. The quarter-mile strip was engineered to play the notes — better known as the theme for "The Lone Ranger" — when motorists in Honda Civics hit them at 55 mph.
It was believed to be the first such musical road in the United States, although there are others in Japan, South Korea and Holland.
Continue: Music-Making Asphalt.
Sweet!
Migwell
Posted by HMK at 1:41 PM Labels: asphalt, cars, groove, lonely road, tires, vintage music